my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple
when will my nipple come back from the war
the games destroyed her
This is the absolute cutest dog I’ve ever seen. Everyone must follow him on twitter turbo.roo he’s so cute I’m crying please support this dog everyone must know!!!!!
tyler oakley’s all set for the fandom awards tonight. how bout chu?
you + comfy couch + mtvu fandom awards tonight at 8/7c on mtv. ready?
I think I really despise whomever is writing MTV’s copy right now. It’s patronizing and condescending at once which I didn’t know was possible. Do you entice all people to award shows with the mention of comfy couches, or is it just for fandom? And I have never used the phrase “how bout chu” when I didn’t want to cause the cutesy alert to go off the chart on purpose.
If you’re going to be presenting awards about fandom, MTV, try and treat fans like people.
(No offense to Tyler Oakley. I know nothing about him sans his ability to cause major security concerns by walking into your garden variety room.)
I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….
THAT THING RIGHT THERE
I’ve been thinking about the crossover tour a lot. I’ve even had dreams about it. It’s just this whole different world for us, you know? We’ve been working for this ever since we were kids. I guess I’m a little scared. Are they gonna love me, mama?
Yes, mija. They’re going to love you.